Monday, February 9, 2009

NOT ME MONDAY -- Elly Mae Style


Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

This is "Not Me Monday - Elly Mae Style" -- She seems to be more popular than I, so why not give an audience what they want -- I mean, really... she has rough weeks, too and could use some "Not Me's" -- Enjoy!

I, Elly Mae, do not thoroughly enjoy being the center of attention rubbed, cuddled, hugged and held by any one who's willing... I do not love, love of any kind and this is my story:
{click on any pic to enlarge}

Son of our good friends, Kay and Jerry
--
D having a
bad hair day :)

I, Elly Mae, do not love big dogs. It seems they are on me like white on rice take a liking to me, too and I'm just not sure what the obsession is. See this dog, here. Down below? He was not guarding my cage all. night. long. whilst my parents watch the Superbowl. I did not feel super safe and I was not saved from being so lonely -- Not Me!

See that other dog? There... just below, that's my big brother, Rebel. He seriously does not, like, totally love me. He is not always trying to protect me from the puppy eating beagles, catch me when Mama loses me in the fields (although it must be said, my Mama never loses me, so Rebel would never has to do that) and he definitely does not lick me all over cause I get dirty... Nope. Not Me!


Despite what Mama and Daddy tell you, I am not a junkyard dog. Seriously. Not me. I do not know where they get that idea. I do not wake up at the slightest sound of a wrapper and it's not like I chew on anything that crinkles, crackles or clanks. Nope! Not Me!


I do not take after Mama and love sporting all things cute, costly and cuddly -- I am not the cutest dog ever and I do not love people who coo over me -- No. Really. Stop. :0)



Oh, yeah... One more thing I do not take after my mama in --
My non-love for coffee :) Not me!



Mama and Daddy live on a farm, well, sort of -- We have chickens, beagles, horses, a watch dog named Rebel and now... little-ole me :) So, I do not have to prove my mighty running, jumping and attacking skills -- It's just that it seems this cute face and big ears get in the way of any of my brothers and sisters taking me seriously -- It's not like I only way 3 lbs and have 2 in. legs -- Come on, guys... I do not desperately want to be a part of the farm! Nope! Not Me!

Last, but absolutely not least, I, Elly Mae, leave this last little video for you -- And I solemnly swear I. did. not. get my head stuck in a tissue box on Sunday -- Remember that whole "junk yard dog" theory? It is not also supported by my love of tissues... No way. Not Me :)

video

HAPPY MONDAY EVERYONE!!

Now... Go knock your favorite blogger's socks off by Nominating them to receive the Sweet Sensation Package!!

34 comments:

Nantucket Karen said...

Great post!! I'm in love with that little doggie!!

Casey said...

You brought a much needed smile to my face.
Give the pup a hug for me an give yourself one too.

Dana-from chaos to Grace said...

OMG HOW CUTE!!! I have a mini-Yorker/toy poodle mix that is about the same size and I ADORE HIM! And he is FASCINATED with paper!!

Chelsie and Nicholas said...

I've basically been living my life for my new puppy too! Good idea to have it be her "Not Me! Monday!" I may have to do that some day too!

Julie said...

Awww...she is too cute!!

Courtney and the Boys said...

Oh my gosh...she just gave up at the end...poor thing! I mean, does it get any cuter than that?

Courtney

Laura said...

She is too cute!

d.a.r. said...

Oh how cute!!

Ms. Salti said...

So cute. I love that you take so many pictures of her and share them with us. Won't it be funny if you end up having more pictures of her as a puppy than you will of your first-born? Probably not a possibilty, but it would be pretty funny.

LyndsAU said...

these pics are too adorable :) i mean seriously. the ones with the big dog almost made me cry :) precious!!

Keyona said...

Cute dog! Loved your post.

Jon and Steph said...

I want her!!! Please send her to Germany to come see me ;) She's too stinkin cute!

Cynthia said...

........and you said you didn't know if you could be a good momma. This is so cute.

Kameron said...

I especially like how your hubby picker her up, head still in box, and moved her to a different location!! She is super cute!

Mighty M said...

That is too cute - what a great way to do a Not Me Monday post! Adorable dog.

Once A Bride said...

i bought my dog thinking she'd be big, but she never grew and i'm so happy she didn't. i do love big and small dogs alike, but isn't it great to have a little cuddler, lap-dog?

Chic Runner said...

That Mc Cafe cup is HILAROIUS! Elly mae is sooo little! adorable like usual!

sealaura said...

she is just amazing! I am in love with my pup Norman Alexander but Elly Mae is so precious and fun to look at, I just wish I could hold her :)

Ashley said...

Elly Mae is so adorable and I love the toilet paper picture!

B said...

Hi! I love your blog and I am even more in love with your dogs!! I can't get over how cute they are.

Sunny Mom said...

That was a great Not Me from your doggy! So cute and tell her she is funny!

justlori2day said...

Oh Elly Mae, you cute little charmer! I dont know you, but I for sure do not believe that you would do ANY of those things, because you are too much of a princess!

CUTE post!

Andi said...

Your puppies are so cute. I love that you have tiny little Lily and then a big dog like Rebel. I'm dying to get adopt a dog.

I do live in Florida. South Florida. I can't really complain about the weather because it is still beautiful here but it was rough for a few days.

Hope you're feeling better!

~Mrs. Guru~ said...

That is too cute!

imsilentnomore said...

What a great post! Seeing your pics really make me miss Tiger, our little doxie.

Thanks for sharing.

Miss Anne said...

i am in ♥ with elly mae.

case closed.

Mrs. Not-so-Domesticated said...

She is too too cute. and NOT at all spoiled...NOT at all... Great Not Me's!

Being Brazen said...

Your little dog is just too cute. Everytime i see photos of it I want one just like it :)

LyndsAU said...

okie dokie :) your new letter is T :)

Eva said...

Hey sis! Love the last few posts!!

Saskia said...

I love the new photos of the little cutie & the video is so funny!! She's about 1/2 the size of my cat but just as daft!

Southern Bride To Be said...

Your dog is so cute!!! I love the coffee cup picture. :)

*Kimmie* said...

SO so so cute! Love this spin on Not Me Mondays!

Cocaine Princess said...

With all the love and affection you and Dan shower Elly-Mae with, she must be one sweet puppy.