Monday, March 16, 2009


Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Sometimes I feel like we should name this post "Monday Mayhem's" -- As I've discussed before, D and I aren't wanting children, yet, if ever... I did not have swollen breasts, extreme exhaustion, serious mood swings such strong symptoms for 10 full days, that I took 3 prego tests... All negative. I did not wake up this morning with my monthly friend greeting me loud and clear... phew..... Not Me!

Elly Mae has been the perfect puppy... She runs and plays, sleeps and eats, gives kisses and hugs when we come home and she most certainly would never pee on our carpet three. times. this week -- D did not get so upset the first time, that I hid it the next two times -- I mean, we have no secrets -- We are completely open and honest with each other... I would never be afraid for Elly's fate of being thrown into the kennel with the beagles --

Not Me! NEVER ME!!!

I did not finally break down this week and hire someone to re-design my blog -- Clearly I've been completely satisfied with the way my blog looks because I have not changed the layout 34.7 times since I started not even a year ago -- Not Me!

******I am not off to learn about old people elder abuse all day -- I do not fear being bored to tears and I do not wish I could have my computer just to keep my sanity I'm bringing it just in case -- This is because I'm the perfect counselor who cares deeply about all issues of abuse... Really. I do. :)

OK.... I'm not late now because I did not have to do a post. Because I'm not obsessed with Not Me's and I do not have like 3 more really silly things I'd like to tell you. Maybe later. Maybe :)


****** UPDATED: p.s. -- I would never be at the conference... blogging... NOT ME!!


LyndsAU said...

Not you :) This was cute. Puppies tinkling on the carpet is all part of the game :)

Adventures in Newlywed said...

Blogging at a conference? I'd never do that either :)

Erin said...

ha ha ha...for blogging at the confrence. I was so happy to see a picture of little Elly Mae...I absolutly adore her...its been awhile since we had see her...I was begining to wonder :)

Oh...and I do not hide pee spots from my hubs too :)

Ms. Salti said...

Being that I live at home, we hide our dog's mishaps from my dad as well. What is it about men freaking out when the dog has an accident? We dutiful women just clean it up and move on with our day. The men have to make a scene. I just don't get it.

Good luck staying awake at the conference/seminar today. I don't blame you for taking your laptop. Can't wait to hear all about it!

Chic Runner said...

ha ha! I'm glad you are saving elly! :) She is too cute for a kennel.

*sara* said...

Cute puppy! :)

Saskia said...

Haha, I am glad I'm not alone... I also would *never* blog at a conference!

I hope you have a good week.

Saskia x

zentmrs said...

Well, she's just the cutest dog ever... can't imagine how D could get upset at her! Though it isn't my carpet so... ;-)

Ashley said...

I have never hid stuff from fiance just so I wouldn't get screamed at.. haha.

And I don't change my blog design ALL the time!

Great Not me's!

A Balancing Act in Heels said...

I, too, would never blog at a conference.....or at work...or during homework time with my kids... :)

Scuba Girl said...

Hey! We have that same puppy at our house! Except he's now about 1 yr. old. And I never hide his mistakes from my hubby, so avoid puppy-beatings. That would be "bad."

Melissa said...

That's why I love the free templates. I can never commit to one design...hehe

Sweet puppy.