Monday, June 15, 2009

NOT ME MONDAY!


Have you had a hard week? Anything you need to just 'talk about'? Something there's no way on earth you did and you're living to tell about it? This is your chance to get a little writing therapy! Join MckMama over at MyCharmingKids for Not Me Monday! Click here for all the rules!

Really? I can't believe I'm going to tell you this... But I will since I never did it -- Mr. Realife and I went Saturday to pick up our horse! She's been at the breeding farm 3 months and it was time to come home. Took about an hour to get there and the facilities were, let's just say, so freaking filthy an animal wouldn't feel comfortable going less than clean, and I didn't want to sit my pretty little arse on their toilet. So... there's no way I squatted in the back of our horse trailer and let it all go -- It's a good thing I didn't do this or that would indicate that I'm turning into a real country girl and that is just never gonna happen -- and while we're not doing things, there's no way I just told you this, so I'm not totally flushed in the face right now -- Not Me!

I think I may love chocolate way. too. much. -- Around 3 o'clock daily I get a chocolate attack and must indulge in even just one Hersey's Kiss -- Well... sometimes a Kiss is just not enough -- I did not go last Thursday on my lunch break and buy $15 worth of chocolate... to add insult to injury, this shopping excursion did not happen at the DOLLAR STORE -- No way... that would mean I bought 15 different items containing chocolate -- Yet, if I had actually bought all that chocolate, it would all reside in my top desk drawer -- Good thing I didn't! Not Me!!

With all that talk of chocolate, I almost forgot that I'm doing Jillian Michaels' 30 day Shred -- I'll never give up chocolate -- Today will be day 7 and well... I'm finally able to lift my arms to brush my teeth without looking like I'm 96 y/o -- I would never spend my 20 minutes of working out cursing the day Jillian was born or for that matter, modern technology that allows us to transfer such torture information from their studio to our homes -- Not Me!

OK... enough of the things I haven't done this week! Let's here if from you!

p.s. -- Tomorrow, I'll be showing you my dining room -- Hopefully Wednesday we'll have another dream entry and I'll be doing a "10 day update" on the Shred on Friday morning!!

HAPPY MONDAY :)

9 comments:

Sunshinemeg said...

You go girlfriend! Shredding and all! I am on day 20 today! I still can't sit on the couch normally, I just throw myself down. HAahha. Love your Monday posts!

Lindsey said...

Hahaha you crack me up! and YAYAYA for the Shred, and not being so sore. It will pay off, promise!

Sunshine Mama said...

The "shred" sounds painful. What are you doing?

As for chocolate, I feel for you. I love chocolate especially dove chocolate caramels. Unfortunately, they don't sell them in candy bar form, thus "forcing" me to buy the big bags. Darn.:)

Hey, thanks for visiting my blog!

BeeHappy said...

You go girl! I stumbled upon your blog today and I love the layout! Oh and I gave you an award today too :)

Chic Runner said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha you did NOT. ha ha ha ha ha. meh! oh well. Ps I used to ride horses and I love riding! Okay, planning trip soon :)

Naturally Caffeinated Family said...

hahaha!! i love these posts, you always crack me up=)!

I Love Brownies said...

Hi...My name is "I Love Brownies" and I'm a chocoholic. :-)

Miss Caught Up said...

yowza! Now I don't know if I should share with you the free chocolate friday from Mars! :)

Cocaine Princess said...

I have an enormous sweet tooth which I must keep under control. Everyday I eat a piece of chocolate, just a teeny morsel. I only eat dark chocolate, (It’s considered healthy so I don’t feel too guilty)