Monday, November 17, 2008


Inspired by MckMama and her 4 incredibly charming kids :)

I absolutely was not told to avoid walking though the mud around our house after it definitely did not rain for 5 days straight -- Therefore I clearly did not completely forget and then did not slip and slide and bust my butt in 4 inches of mud... Nope! Not me!

I did not celebrate my husband's 38th birthday yesterday -- And I certainly did not make him breakfast, give him a massage of a lifetime and treat him to lunch and presents -- He was absolutely not loved as much as he deserves and I was not totally exhausted by 9:00 p.m. -- Nope! Not me!

I did not change my work schedule so that I have to be here Monday - Fri rather than only Wed - Friday -- This was not because I knew I'd have more clients and this is not because I'm completely crazy -- Because now I really do not not have two days off a week! -- Nope! Not me!
I absolutely, positively did not delete my very cute background in the midst of adding a few adverts and other fun things to my blog -- This is because I'm not computer illiterate and I do not not know what I'm doing -- I also have not not had time to fix it because... eh hem, now I'm working 5 days a week (sympathy always accepted :) -- Nope! Not me!

I did not receive an email from my dad (who is not my hero) this week that did not totally blow my emotions out to the point where I was not wiping tears off my keyboard -- It was not not only the contents of the email, but the fact that when my dad read it, he thought to send it to me and that did not hit me deeply -- Nope! Not me!

I did not create a tag for blog this week called Wondering Wednesday and I am not excited about who'd like to do it -- I'm not really wondering about Sass, Maegan and Cocaine Princess and I can not not wait til Wednesday :) -- Nope! Not Me!

I did not read about the family we are sponsoring for Christmas this year -- The children did not want all the normal things children want -- and I did not cry when I read that all the mother wants are gas and grocery cards (um... emphasis here... all the mother wants are the very necessities we take for granted everyday to support ourselves and families) -- So, no... I did not bawl when I read that -- Nope! Not me!

Lastly, but certainly not least... I am NOT so EXCITED about a give away that I'm doing THIS FRIDAY!! and I do NOT want you to tell all your friends about it!! Nope! Not me!


Domestically Disabled Girl said...

I am so coming back on friday! I love contests! But, like you, I do not live falling in mud.

Mandy and Jack said...

I loved your first one about slipping and falling in the mud. So completely sounds like something I would do. Hope it didn't hurt too much! :) Have a wonderful day!!

Lindsey said...

Very cool that you are sponsoring a family for Christmas and can't wait for your giveaway!

NewlywedCentral said...

DDG -- GOOD! And... yeah, mud -- Not a fav of mine :)

M&J -- I'm fine... just a little embarassed :)

L -- I love it, too -- And I can't wait, either! It's gonna be G.O.O.D.

Sass said...

I'm. So. Confused.


So wait...I come back wednesday and Friday, right? I mean, actually, I'm here every day, but I'm so stinking confused.

My contest has eaten my brain.

Following Him said...

I totally did not fall smack on my face in the library last week and laugh at myself. Found you through MckMama!!!

Cocaine Princess said...

I've been tagged! I promise to get around to it.

Hope your fall didn't hurt too much.
I love these posts of yours- Not Me.

You are sponsoring a family, what a loving and generous person you are. So supportive and always thinking of others.


NewlywedCentral said...

Sass -- you neeevveerrr cease to make me laugh --

FH -- OMG! If we were friends, I would have laughed with you... but now I'm wondering if you were OK :)

CP -- Seriously? You make me tear up when I read your comments --
(and... you'll be tagged WED... so you're off the hook til then :)

Kameron said...

I was tearing up just reading your not mes! It breaks my heart that people are struggling right now. That is awesome of you to do the family sponsorship!

sarah said...

I found you though MckMama. I thought I'd take a minute and read your "Not Me"s I can especailly relate to the 1st one!

Megan said...

Ouch! I hope you aren't hurt or bruised too bad! Yuk!!

Thanks for sharing and have a great week!

Twenty-Something said...

I love all your catchy topics!! LOVE!

Mrs. Stilettos said...

I <3 you already :)
see you friday!

Eva said...

Ok, so I get it when you say "not" when you really don't mean it. But it just throws me when you say "not not".


~Mrs. Guru~ said...

Poor thing! Mud? I would have been so mad!!