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Inspired by MckMama and her MSC*It is absolutely not already 12:12 p.m. and I have not not done absolutely nothing but feed our farm animals, get dressed drink coffee and go over some designs for our living room with our interior decorator... Nope! Not me!
I did not spend all weekend doing 6 loads of laundry (in those new big washers) because I absolutely have not gone 3 weeks without doing laundry and my husband was absolutely not out of jeans and underwear (and maybe a few other things :)... Nope! Not me!
I did not fear being prego last week and buy 3 pregnancy tests because I do not have 6 friends who are having babies right now and was not fearing that I drank their water...(ugh) Nope! Not me! (and I am definitely NOT pregnant... like, for real)
I definitely do not need to get my arse up and clean out my car because it absolutely has not not been cleaned since, oh say... July and my husband is certainly not disgusted with it and he did not say he thinks there might be something dead in there... (did I just admit that on my blog?) -- Nope! Not me!
I did not win the Scribbler Award from Me! and I was not totally excited because I have not been noticing every other blogger getting this specfic award and I was not absolutely, secretly hoping someone would give it to me -- Nope! Not me! THANK YOU, ME!
I have not been totally overwhelmed with work because I'm working 3 jobs, and home, because we are always under construction and socially, because I still feel alone in this town... I absolutely am not being a victim and would never be looking for a little sympathy :) Nope! Not me!
I'm also, not late on reporting that I did not have the time of my life dressing up as a 70's chic for the children in our shelter -- and I did not cry as I heard one of them say Is all this candy for me? And I did not want to give them the rest of the candy I had -- Nope! Not me!
(compliments to my mom for making the outfit!)
I would NEVER be totally and thouroughly enjoying the fall and I did not completely enjoy photographing the fall leaves and our chickens whilst we landscaped our yard (OK, whilst Dan landscaped our yard) -- And I did not bake a pumpkin pie just for Dan because he loves them and I am not totally in love with my husband... just because -- Nope! Not me!
14 comments:
You could NOT possibly be any cuter. No wait. You could? Oh crap. I can't make it work.
You're so stinking cute. Thank you for giving me a smile today!
Ugh I gotta clean my car... Your list reminded me. Love the costume!
You are SO welcome!! :-)
And I love the photos!
OK -- FIRST! I apologize for all the weird editing errors (all updated!)
Sass -- Seriously... I want to meet you :)
Jessie -- I know... I could have shown you a longer list... but, well -- it's too long :)
Me! -- Thank you... aside writing, I L.O.V.E. photography :)
This could not be possibly the best post I've read all day...Congrats!
hahah love the costume, loove the chicken!
Your post cracked me up!
And you should see MY car. Yikes!
I had a similar scare last week too!
I love love love your blog!
Your costume was great and I agree you look cute!
Your pictures (great shots) of the fall foliage are so similar to the ones in my neighborhood.
I'm liking the chicken.
XOXO,
CP
I love this post!! Hilarious, cute, and fun! I am sorry about the three jobs though, that must be exhausting! I have been meaning to comment for forever now, I love Celine too!! We're going to see her in December!! I am so excited! Hope you have a great day! Do you and Hubby have your own farm?? Sounds soo neat!
Kristy -- THANKS!
H-B -- My mom made the costume like 5 years ago... I was really surprised it still fit!
Kay -- I'm not even going to tell you what I found in the car...
20 S -- I hate those sort of scares --
CP -- Thank you... I l.o.v.e. photography and would do it for a living if I thought I could make any money at it :)
NCF -- Thanks for sympathy :) And I'm SOOOO jealous !!!!!!!!
Yeah... see, my car has been at that point for a while. And then the coffee all over the inside just added to the maddness! So not fun! If I find something dead in my car, I'll let you know and we can compare stories!
I love these Not Me Monday posts! Every week I mean to do one, but I always forget until Monday is over.
*sigh*
Maybe next week :)
You know I soooo wish you were prego! I know, I know, not the right time yet.
Love the pics! :)
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