NOT ME MONDAY!!

Inspired by MckMama and her MSC*

Um... I did not just add MckMama to my computer dictionary so it wouldn't underline it in red every time I type it... because I would never type it that many times that it bothers me -- Nope! Not Me!

My husband and I would never venture on an 8 day Holiday Escapade to Chattanooga TN, Orlando, Branford and Jacksonville FL, just to go to a wedding, get our fun on at Universal Studios, visit the rents and see my brothers and sisters -- With that, I would never be writing this Not Me Monday 5. days. early. because I promised my husband I wouldn't blog/comment on blogs for those 8 days am so excited about it -- This would never mean I feel guilty for definitely possibly neglecting laundry, cleaning and cooking Dan because of blogging :) -- Nope! Not Me!

Speaking of neglecting laundry, I would never go to pack for our insane, crazy and possibly even stupid amazing road trip and realize I had no clothes clean to pack -- Seriously, I'm not sitting on our bed with a mountain of clothes sitting at my feet just waiting for me to throw them into some random drawers lovingly fold them and hang them in their proper places -- Nope! Not Me!

It would not be 5 days later since I started this post and it is also definitely not 5:00 a.m, because I would never get up at an insane hour just to finish a post before I go... Nope! Not me!

So... I'm a bit of a 'health freak' and I don't mean eating healthy because I've gained like 9 lbs. since I got married I don't like to bore Dan through food -- I mean in in a 'natural healing remedy kind of way -- So... I have a friend who's dad is all the time telling us about new and fun ways to heal a cold, relieve constipation I did not just say that on blogger, help allergies or cure a headache -- Well... I would never be so excited when I realized I could tell a client about one of these very fun remedies -- The remedy is to cure a cold -- put Vapor Rub on your feet at night, put your socks on and presto! cold relieved -- Well, I did not accidentally tell her to put Vaseline on her feet instead of Vapor Rub and I did not tell Dan this after I realized it and he is not still laughing at me... my poor client -- Nope! Not Me!

OK... my husband is begging me to get off the computer and finish packing I'm all out of Not Me's!

Wait!
P.S. -- I did NOT post 31 pictures of myself growing up... seriously?! Who does that!?! ;0) Nope! Not Me!!

*Many Small Children