Wednesday, January 28, 2009

I Got Nut-N-Honey

Remember that commercial? It's actually sad to watch it and realize that because you do remember it, you must have laughed and liked it -- Um... We'll just leave it at that --

Today... I've got nothin' and because I can only post so many pics of Elly Mae and I don't have any kids to light my fire for writing and D and my life is only so exciting, I thought I'd post a funny I received in my in-box :)

Sad News,

Please join me in remember a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greases coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The grave site was [piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

First of all, this may not be "Not Me Monday" but I still need to say I did NOT just post that on my blog :) -- I hope you at least smiled!

I'll be posting the winner to the Elly Mae Giveaway at 3:00 P.M. ET ---

Happy Hump Day!!!

13 comments:

A Belle and her Beau said...

cute!!! my life has been uber boring this week as well. boo

Tabbie:) said...

That was too cute!

Courtney and the Boys said...

That is flipping hilarious!!!!!! Thanks for the giggle!

...I'll be waiting for your email at 3:00 p.m. sharp. :)

Courtney

Saskia said...

Yay for hump-day and thanks for cheering me up! It's been a horrible week so far :(

Saskia x

Sarah said...

That just made my day!

Being Brazen said...

heeheehee...

Happy humpday to you

Lindsey said...

Aww cute!!

Sara said...

hehehe I still laughed!

O.M.G. said...

now i want to go bake some rolls. i can almost smell it. :)

Katie said...

Ahhh love the story!!! I love funny stories at the end of stressful days :0)

Jon and Steph said...

Too funny ;) Poor little guy!

Cocaine Princess said...

That was so hilarious!

Jules said...

Haha! Love the part about the "celebrities" turning out.