Monday, January 19, 2009

Not Me Monday!

Inspired by MckMama and her MSC

I love music. Clearly, I love Christmas music seeing as I do not still have it playing on my blog... I mean, seriously -- Who would be that lame? Not Me!

Sometimes in life I turn into such a raging maniac I scare myself I go through rough patches and it seems my husband suffers for it -- Say, for example, he gets a headache for the 50th time this year one morning and I get tired of hearing about it -- Of course this would never really be the case because I'm so loving, caring and understanding, but just say it was -- Because this did not happen, then I did not say after much deliberation Well, maybe it's cancer -- Seriously, I'm not the most awful wife ever and I did not just admit all that on my blog -- Nope! Not Me!

I have a passion for being the center of attention singing -- In 2006 I attended the cattle call to try out for American Idol -- (no, I did not, like for real, end up being one of those freaks they make fun of because they're idiots) -- I'd just met Dan two months prior and he flew down with me to support my insanity adventure -- Anyway, as life would have it, I didn't get through, but it's about the experience, right? I mean, I'm not bitter. stupid show Really, I'm fine with it. whatever Seriously. the whole thing is a crock -- So, to show that I'm totally OK with rejection, I'm not, no way, ever going to audition for a part in a musical at our local theater in town -- I mean, really... I am not completely nervous about the possibility of failing. Again. -- Nope! Not Me!

Remember Elly? Well... she is not finally peeing in the proper areas! She is not sleeping through the WHOLE NIGHT and she is most definitely not now loving her kennel! She is the freaking cutest thing I've ever owned (er... what?) -- Seriously, we'll panic because we don't hear her bell and then we'll look in her kennel and there she'll be playing. by herself. quietly. -- She is not the sweetest muffkin ever! Nope! Not Elly!

Lastly, speaking of that time of the month (we were talking about that, right? No?) I would never cry through the entire episode of Desperate Housewives last night -- I mean, come on... That would be really weird, right? But, seeing as I did not do that, I must also have not driven D crazy by saying It's a woman thing. You have to be a woman to understand -- Knowing full well even some women might think I was crazy... But since I didn't do any of that, then you and I can still be friends, right? And I'm not crazy, right? Nope! Not Me!

So... I am thinking up a super fun contest and giveaway.... So you MUST STAY TUNED! Likely it will be sweet with a major cherry on top -- My intention is to see how many more followers I can conjure up knock the socks off someone really great!

HAPPY MONDAY!!

15 comments:

Courtney said...

Ooo! Ooo! Another giveaway? Count me in... :) You had me laughing at "it's a woman thing"... ha!

Courtney

~Mrs. Guru~ said...

I was laughing out loud!

Mrs. Not-so-Domesticated said...

Some shows/commercials just make me cry...it just happens.

I'm glad Elly is finally doing what she's supposed to. It gets really frustrating when they still have accidents in the house...I wouldn't know anything about that though.

I'm excited to hear about your contest! Happy Monday!

Chic Runner said...

Yay for contests, and glad that your pup is doing better! :)

Mary Teresa said...

A good cry never hurt anybody. Even if it is at a drama...a commercial...nothing. But good luck trying to convince your husband of that.

Melissa, Multi-Tasking Mama said...

I'm watching DVR'd Housewives right now- I'll go grab some tissues LOL Happy NMM!

Sarah said...

Isn't everyone just a little crazy?

Mrs. S said...

Ok how are you getting Elly to love the kennel and to use the bathroom in the right areas...gracie will. not. ugh.

Melissa said...

I can always tell when my time of the month is coming....hubby starts keeping his distance!!

LOL

YAY for puppy progress.

Cocaine Princess said...

For all those people who Hate Mondays, I think they should read your Monday posts because I'm sure if they did it would leave a smile on their face, as it does on mine always.

XOXO,
CP

Saskia said...

YAY Elly's doing so well!!

She sounds too cute just playing quietly in her kennel!

Saskia x

Cherry said...

I feel better now because I teared up during DH as well And I am NOT a crier!! Don't go see Bride Wars, I was practically sobbing by the end of it!!

Ms. Salti said...

I've been crying at everything lately. Maybe it's our age? And good for Elly! I can't believe she's become so independent!

O.M.G. said...

i love your "it's a woman thing" and the fact that we would still think we are crazy. that's so funny! i feel that way alot. have you seen the movie P.S. I love you?
i cried the entire movie! oh, and the Sex In the City movie...can you say tear-jerker?!

allie nelson said...

funny Not me!

love the name of your blog and all of your marriage quotes.....

i clicked on your profile and noticed you're a counselor...i'm in grad school for counseling now....