Monday, July 27, 2009

Not Me... Never Me Monday

Prayers for Stellan

First and foremost... Stellan is back in the hospital -- My heart is sad and yet, as always, hopeful for what God has for this precious baby -- Please pray, send good thoughts, say positive words or whatever your fancy is, he needs them --

With that... I think we need a little funny, don't you?? Well... I did not do some pretty insane things this week, so hold on to your panties.

Not Me Monday was created by MckMama -- It's an opportunity to get a little therapy for all those things you would never do, but did :) Click here for all the rules.

I did not eat ice cream for lunch x's 2 this week

I did not add chips and drink to round 2.

In addition to this... I did not eat chips and salsa for lunch one day and for dinner another.

I am no longer wondering why I haven't lost any inches on my hips

I did not skip cooking dinner for my neglected sweet and understanding husband every night this week. Oh. Except Sunday... :)

This was not one of my worst weeks ever.

I'm not an emotional eater.

i am not.

i am not.

i am not.

Friday my bra was not sticking me in the side from escaping under-wire -- It hurt so badly by 3:30... I did not take off my bra at work and steal borrow our receptionist hoodie she so conveniently left on the back of her chair to cover up my braless chest. That would be ridiculous.

Speaking of hips... I have not been measuring the wrong part of my hips as my "hips" and thinking I just wasn't losing any inches. Not me. I'm not 31 years old and just now learning what part of my body to measure as my hips. seriously. not. me.

Just a few more pix to convince you he's worth a minute of your time today because I'm just cruel like that

Of course ALL pix by MckMama

NOT that you needed convincing :)



Have a HAPPY Monday


Erin said...

you crack me up! Happy Monday Friend...Hope this week is much better to you!

Cole said...

This week will be better!

You're lucky you could get away with going braless...I couldn't if I HAD to.

Anonymous said...

I just knew you wouldn't do any of those things. You always make me laugh. Have a great week!

Lucy Marie said...

I definitely did not have chips, salsa and guacamole for supper last night.

Lindsey said...

Mmmm you gotta have the chips!!

jessica lynn said...

haha you are too funny! hope that your week is better this week! :)

The Southern Housewife said...

Hey Missy, head on over to my place to see the results of my Vineyard Vines giveaway.... *hint, hint*

Ashley said...

sad thing is... all your "bad" meals sound just delicious to me :-)

Just Add Walter said...

haha... that bra thing is hillarious.. we have all been there!!

Miss E said...

Umm, I'm not seeing the problem with eating ice cream and chips for lunch :) Is that why I'm not losing inches from my hips? (Yes, oh I guess that makes sense!) Ha!

And I love that you took your bra off at work. Hilarious!

On a heavier note, I'm praying for sweet Stellan, too. Oh, am I praying!

Annie said...

oh you are too funny!!
i hope you have a MUCH better week :)

p.s. i am praying for stellan and his family, my heart is aching for them right now.

Ms. Salti said...

It's hard to know where your hips are! Prayers for Stellan! Go buy a new bra... you deserve it!

O.M.G. said...

almost as good as my "not me! monday" emotional eating...blessing & a curse. hope this week is better for you.

Ashley said...

oh and ps. i changed by blog url:


Saskia said...

Oh hunny I hope you have a better week this week. Eating ice cream & chips for lunch is also something I'd *never ever* do!!

Saskia xx

PS Praying for beautiful Stellan.

MissBliss said...

i had an evil underwire sticking out against the inside of a shirt once when i was teaching and my student asked, what is that?

and icecream and chips so go together sometimes!!!

i have no idea where the correct places to measure are, either!!


Izzy said...

Sounds like my lunch today -- Diet Pepsi, a bag of Lays, two chocolate chip cookies and a belly ache :)

Cocaine Princess said...

Babies are more precious than gold.

P.S. Kettle Chips are ADDICTING!

Quixsa said...

lol. oh those crazy hips! so elusive!
cute baby pictures and ice cream make for great blogging material.