OK -- So... some of my Not Me's could be considered conservative, although some of them have
So I'm not actually going to tell you that there's no way I had gas so badly while tutoring that I let it out in the chair more times than I can count... I did not sit and pray the kids couldn't smell it -- You see, I don't have a sense of smell and it was silent, so... er... it was fine, right? Seriously, who would do that? NOT ME!!!
Who knew that dressing a 2 lb. dog would be so hard -- Clearly it's the winter and Dan and I are good parents -- Really... we. are. -- That's why we did not attempt to dress Elly Mae in a sock to keep her warm -- This is not because she is too tiny to fit into anything we've found at the pet stores -- I absolutely did not say You know you're a redneck when you dress your dog in an old sock and I knew we'd been busted -- Nope! Not Me!
Dan is constantly saying to me You ought to keep your car clean just in case you ever have someone ride with you on a whim -- Well, I would never ignore his advice
Our guest bedroom does not look like Christmas blew up in it -- This is not because when I took all the decorations down
OK -- This Not Me Monday really wasn't supposed to be all things puppy, but it seems she has over taken my life -- An update on our
You know
Oh, and my husband is not in the other room screaming like a maniac at the TV -- I mean, we all know they can hear us, but. come. on. - Do we have to yell? :) Nope! Not My Husband!
HAPPY MONDAY!!!!!
*Many Small Children
25 comments:
hahaha... sock clothes! how awesome!
Awww, the sock-outfit is the funniest thing!!!
And Mr B and I also NEVER EVER shout at the TV, that would be silly right?
Hope you had a nice weekend x
That was very creative! Maybe you should start a line! :) hehe
I love Not Me Mondays!
I hate when husbands are right... and I love the sock outfit for Elly Mae. She gets cuter every time I see her. Happy Monday!
Gives new meaning to the word "Tootering."
Get it? You're a tooter. I mean, tutor.
I. Slay. Me.
Awwwww so cute!!! I love the sock clothes!
Oh my god, that little pup is the sweetest! I love her body sticking out of that silly sock!
Keep posting pictures of your new love so we can all enjoy!
that was awesome! You cant smell for real? like all the time?? Do share!!!!
Better than having the dog running around in boxers or a thong.
I have some knee high socks that have lost their partner. Would you like them? Elly Mae could have a Christmas outfit for next year.
I had a co-worker who always had random stuff in her front seat. It because a running joke to us. My favorite was a toaster.
This was GREAT!! I love the sock idea! How creative :) I cracked up at the redneck comment :) hahaha
enjoyed reading your not me monday.
thank you so much for your comment regarding my mom.
i have not read The Secret. did you enjoy reading it?
OK... seriously? Your comments are making me laugh so hard, I spit out my coffee (yes, it's after 12 and I'm still drinking coffee... no... I would never have a puppy that won't. shut. up. Not me!) --
Thank you for all your awesome comments and THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME LAUGH!!
I loved the picture of your sock puppy! We have one of our own too. She's a toy poodle and her hair was matted so badly, (because apparently I am clueless about how to brush her properly) so they had to shave her to get the mats out. We had to put a sock on her too.l
I love daschunds. We've had a few before and female ones are harder to potty train than the males.
Our poodle puppy still is having trouble potty training....I suppose it would help if I took her out more often, sigh!
The dog is so precious!
The sock outfit is too funny! How creative are you?!
I too have a lot of random crap in my car, usually on the front seat. But it's all so very necessary! That's how it go there in the first place!
Awww the dog bed is adorable with all the stuff in it, thats such a good idea!
Speaking of being honest.. check out my post, I gave you an Honesty Award!
What a cute little pup!
OMGosh! LOVE the puppy in an old sock! That is hilarious! LOL
I remember when my little Miles (my 4 year old chihuahua) was that little but I never thought of the sock idea- great NMM!
hahahaha I looooove the sock onesie for the pup! If only I had socks big enough to fit my 60lb black lab! ;-)
Happy Monday!
The dog in the sock is *too cute*!
Your doggie is too cute
sock clothing!! how cute and funny! :D
That is the cutest, little doggie I have seen. My goodness she's so tiny and looks incredibly fragile. The amount of love you and hubby will be giving Ellie Mae she'll be growing in no time.
XOXO,
CP
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