Monday, March 9, 2009

Not Me Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I hate the time change. I really just wonder who's place the government thinks they are taking... Ugh -- I did not have to wake up at 6:30 7:30 a.m. Sunday to teach a Sunday School class on Sex -- I did not just say that. You don't talk to 7th, 8th and 9th grade babies kids about sex... especially in church. Seriously, what sort of person would I be? Good thing I didn't do that! Not Me!

Remember that musical I'm in? I love it. The only way to describe it is it's like reconnecting with your best friend after not seeing your best fried for 5 years. I. Love. being. the. center. of. attention. to. Sing. -- I'm meeting some wonderfully talented women and I just love it. If you're a singer, you know that you really shouldn't stuff your face like a maniac eat before singing. Well, I would never show up at every practice with fries, burgers, mozzarella sticks and soft drinks, oh my {am I in the Wizard of Oz?} not me. I'm way to health conscious for that and the other women might think I have no idea how to take care of my voice. So it's a good thing I'm not eating like a pig fast food because that would be really inappropriate {not to mention I'd like to keep my girlish figure} Not Me!

I did not wash my hair twice in the shower this morning because I'm so tired. My hair really does do fine with one wash. To add to this, I did not shave one leg, get distracted by the fact that I forgot to wash my face and then get out of the shower with my other leg a forgotten thought. Clearly I'm not sleep deprived. Really. I'm not.

Do any of you have cars? Yeah. I drive a trash dump one. I finally took D's advice to clean it before someone needs a ride somewhere and cuts me off as their friend because it's so nasty. I was not busy enough yesterday, so between the wedding shower and rehearsal I cleaned out my trash dump car. I would never tell you that it took an hour just to remove the junk and put it all in its proper places the trash. I mean there's no way one little VW Rabbit could hold that. much. junk. -- Good thing it was not that dirty.

Well... That's Not Me... I hope you will get some therapy and join in!

Happy Monday!


Lindsey said...

How fun that you are in a musical!! I always wanted to be, but I cannot sing!

Erin said...

My car is "not" a junkyard too :)

Rhonda said...

Ok, so I would not be in class and would not be off task reading your blog.... and would not have almost busted out laughing at the shower portion of your blog. :-)

Ms. Salti said...

My car is a dump as well, so don't feel too guilty about it!

Ohilda said...

Great Not Me's. Too funny about shaving just one leg. heh!

The Pink Chick said...

Don't feel bad about your car. It looks like I live in mine.

tmm said...

~Everytime I clean my car I swear it is NEVER going to look that again!!whick lasts for about 2 days. I am not sure my husband would know what to do if he opened the passenger side door and could just get in!!! Of course I have a mini van so the abundance that can be "stored" in there is astounding!!!!

Hey, at least your face got washed!!!!!


Sarah said...

I'm glad you DIDN'T teach kids about sex. If you did you could just do what one of my teachers did, teach it but not talk about it at all costs, and turn bright red when the kids catch on. I'm so much more well adjusted for it.

Wayne said...

great not me monday I love the part about you shaving the one legg and then forgetting to do the other one

The Constant Complainer said...

I guarantee my car is worse than yours. LOL. I can't quite think of the word, but it's a lot worse than dump.

And I'm with you - the time change killed me too! I was tired as heck today.

Ashley said...

The time change totally killed me too!

Great not me's!

Saskia said...

My car is NOT the messiest it's ever been and I have certainly NOT put off cleaning it out since maybe Christmas...


MissBliss said...

I'm glad you DID NOT talk about how we all GOT HERE.

My sis and I say this is all downloadable from the matrix, we were supposed to just mysteriously have all this stuff figured out and have arrived with all that knowledge!

how can the way we got here be so taboo...thanks puritannical ancestors

thanks for NOT talking to your group about it, because it is NOT a helpful thing to be able to discuss such a NOT taboo yet everywhere topic

also, my car is Not scary, and does not have a NAMASTE sticker from Boulder, CO in the back, just to wish to everyone that the light in me honors the light in them, just don't look in this vehicle

I did NOT stay up all night watching COLD CASE and WITHOUT A TRACE before needing to be in charge of 3 college classes and a colleague meeting, no, not me, never,

I did not crawl in bed with five or ten minutes before the alarm was going off

love your blog, btw

Miss E said...

I'm NOT laughing my a*s off at work reading your post right now.

Loved it! esp the shower part!