NOT ME MONDAY!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Sometimes I feel like we should name this post "Monday Mayhem's" -- As I've discussed before, D and I aren't wanting children, yet, if ever... I did not have swollen breasts, extreme exhaustion, serious mood swings such strong symptoms for 10 full days, that I took 3 prego tests... All negative. I did not wake up this morning with my monthly friend greeting me loud and clear... phew..... Not Me!

Elly Mae has been the perfect puppy... She runs and plays, sleeps and eats, gives kisses and hugs when we come home and she most certainly would never pee on our carpet three. times. this week -- D did not get so upset the first time, that I hid it the next two times -- I mean, we have no secrets -- We are completely open and honest with each other... I would never be afraid for Elly's fate of being thrown into the kennel with the beagles --

Not Me! NEVER ME!!!

I did not finally break down this week and hire someone to re-design my blog -- Clearly I've been completely satisfied with the way my blog looks because I have not changed the layout 34.7 times since I started not even a year ago -- Not Me!

******I am not off to learn about old people elder abuse all day -- I do not fear being bored to tears and I do not wish I could have my computer just to keep my sanity I'm bringing it just in case -- This is because I'm the perfect counselor who cares deeply about all issues of abuse... Really. I do. :)

OK.... I'm not late now because I did not have to do a post. Because I'm not obsessed with Not Me's and I do not have like 3 more really silly things I'd like to tell you. Maybe later. Maybe :)

HAPPY MONDAY !!!

****** UPDATED: p.s. -- I would never be at the conference... blogging... NOT ME!!