Not Me Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I would never lie renege on what I said earlier about doing a Not Me today and then secretly pull one out at the last minute -- Not Me!

As you may or may not have been reading... I've been working P/T at my Counseling agency since last July and have desperately wanted to go F/T for well, ya know, all those "benefits" -- I started today and I would never complain to my husband as I rolled over at 7:15 saying Why, oh why, did I want to be full-time! Isn't sleeping in on Mondays so much more "beneficial" than 2x's the pay and having insurance? This would be absolutely ridiculous, because I'm not a teenager and sleeping in is not a favorite past-time of mine -- Nope! Not Me!

For the love of God, why does this area get so excited about dust snow!?! I kid you not that the weather people scattered themselves out over a 45 mile radius to talk about nothing inform us about the flurries treacherous weather that is so dangerous -- I did not boycott all things weather man related get frustrated at D for even considering the prediction of snow this 20th 4th time around -- Not Me!

I do not love to be the center of attention sing -- So I auditioned for a musical at our local theater in town -- I got a part and I'm thrilled -- Being the responsible adult that I am, I've marked every date/time into my planner so to never miss a practice -- Yesterday, D and I were headed to the OBX Belk store {b/c they have stupid, crazy, insane sales right now} and D asked So when is your next practice -- I would never have forgotten that it was at 3 o'clock that day... not me -- I mean, I am a responsible woman and I would never throw commitments to the wind at the knowledge of a great sale -- Nope! Not Me! (we ended up going to the one in town and I got GREAT deals... more on that later :)

I did not receive two more amazing awards!

Thanks, Ms. Salti! You are ALWAYS so sweet and incredibly consistent with your comments! You rock!

Thank you, Once a Bride... I love this Friendship Award and consider it an honor to be called a friend!

OK! I'm not off to more work (boy has it been quite the morning already...) Be sure to check in tomorrow for "Tuesday Talk" -- We'll be talking about Going to Bed Angry thanks to a suggestion from Mrs. G (I don't have a link for her!) -- Well... I would never have this issue liar, right? The post we be solely for all of you liar, because D and I always have perfect communication liar, liar, pants on fire -- Um... et hem -- Not Me!

HAPPY MONDAY (again ;0)

Not Me Monday!

Inspired by MckMama and her MSC

I love music. Clearly, I love Christmas music seeing as I do not still have it playing on my blog... I mean, seriously -- Who would be that lame? Not Me!

Sometimes in life I turn into such a raging maniac I scare myself I go through rough patches and it seems my husband suffers for it -- Say, for example, he gets a headache for the 50th time this year one morning and I get tired of hearing about it -- Of course this would never really be the case because I'm so loving, caring and understanding, but just say it was -- Because this did not happen, then I did not say after much deliberation Well, maybe it's cancer -- Seriously, I'm not the most awful wife ever and I did not just admit all that on my blog -- Nope! Not Me!

I have a passion for being the center of attention singing -- In 2006 I attended the cattle call to try out for American Idol -- (no, I did not, like for real, end up being one of those freaks they make fun of because they're idiots) -- I'd just met Dan two months prior and he flew down with me to support my insanity adventure -- Anyway, as life would have it, I didn't get through, but it's about the experience, right? I mean, I'm not bitter. stupid show Really, I'm fine with it. whatever Seriously. the whole thing is a crock -- So, to show that I'm totally OK with rejection, I'm not, no way, ever going to audition for a part in a musical at our local theater in town -- I mean, really... I am not completely nervous about the possibility of failing. Again. -- Nope! Not Me!

Remember Elly? Well... she is not finally peeing in the proper areas! She is not sleeping through the WHOLE NIGHT and she is most definitely not now loving her kennel! She is the freaking cutest thing I've ever owned (er... what?) -- Seriously, we'll panic because we don't hear her bell and then we'll look in her kennel and there she'll be playing. by herself. quietly. -- She is not the sweetest muffkin ever! Nope! Not Elly!

Lastly, speaking of that time of the month (we were talking about that, right? No?) I would never cry through the entire episode of Desperate Housewives last night -- I mean, come on... That would be really weird, right? But, seeing as I did not do that, I must also have not driven D crazy by saying It's a woman thing. You have to be a woman to understand -- Knowing full well even some women might think I was crazy... But since I didn't do any of that, then you and I can still be friends, right? And I'm not crazy, right? Nope! Not Me!

So... I am thinking up a super fun contest and giveaway.... So you MUST STAY TUNED! Likely it will be sweet with a major cherry on top -- My intention is to see how many more followers I can conjure up knock the socks off someone really great!

HAPPY MONDAY!!