new bra = new woman

I'm not really inspired to do Not Me's today, so you're going to get some random musings on this wretched glorious Monday :)

Random Musings deserves a random pic, right? I wish I were here today.

I started my morning routine as usual when I come into the office by making coffee and washing out coffee cups from last week -- I totally proved to myself that I don't have a sense of smell seeing as 15 minutes later I discovered that our sewage system had thrown up in my toilet -- awesome.

I think my butt is actually getting BIGGER since doing The Shred -- I've always just thought that I had a flat butt... but me thinks not -- This is doing wonders for my wardrobe seeing as I'm filling out my pants more. Um... er, yeah.
******** ETA: Thanks to Becky's Comment.... I felt I should add, my whole body isn't getting bigger! LOL -- JUST MY BUTT!!! I've actually lost quite a few inches in other areas! I just think the muscles in my butt are building and I now officially have a butt that you can acutally see! I didn't want to discourage anyone from doing The Shred... It's transformed my body and still is!

I've sucked at commenting lately. Sorry to all my amazing bloggy friends -- I will hopefully get back in my grove. I miss you!

I'm taking little Miss Elly Mae to the "spa" today. Nails clipped. Nails painted. Body washed. Baby powder applied. Bows in hair. Pix to come later! {p.s. - we wash Elly every week... but since she's going, I'm having them do that, too... I'm not a bad mommy}

I went to Target this weekend! It's totally an even to go seeing as it's a half hour away. I spent 2 glorious hours roaming the isles of this glorious store. Only spent $58.00 so I was proud of myself!

I promised pix of my new office like 3 years ago! The reason you haven't gotten them is because I'm OCD about how it needs to look before the big reveal! Sorry.

I got a new bra and I'm a brand new woman no, I am not bra deprived, I just happened to have one that I love with all my heart and you can read here that it died last week

I know I've talked about my mom a few times on this blog. {pieces of it are here and here} Today, I'm missing her. :(

Happy Monday all !!
Make it a great week!

Not Me... Never Me Monday

First and foremost... Stellan is back in the hospital -- My heart is sad and yet, as always, hopeful for what God has for this precious baby -- Please pray, send good thoughts, say positive words or whatever your fancy is, he needs them --

With that... I think we need a little funny, don't you?? Well... I did not do some pretty insane things this week, so hold on to your panties.

Not Me Monday was created by MckMama -- It's an opportunity to get a little therapy for all those things you would never do, but did :) Click here for all the rules.

I did not eat ice cream for lunch x's 2 this week

I did not add chips and drink to round 2.

In addition to this... I did not eat chips and salsa for lunch one day and for dinner another.

I am no longer wondering why I haven't lost any inches on my hips

I did not skip cooking dinner for my neglected sweet and understanding husband every night this week. Oh. Except Sunday... :)

This was not one of my worst weeks ever.

I'm not an emotional eater.

i am not.

i am not.

i am not.

Friday my bra was not sticking me in the side from escaping under-wire -- It hurt so badly by 3:30... I did not take off my bra at work and steal borrow our receptionist hoodie she so conveniently left on the back of her chair to cover up my braless chest. That would be ridiculous.

Speaking of hips... I have not been measuring the wrong part of my hips as my "hips" and thinking I just wasn't losing any inches. Not me. I'm not 31 years old and just now learning what part of my body to measure as my hips. seriously. not. me.


Just a few more pix to convince you he's worth a minute of your time today because I'm just cruel like that

Of course ALL pix by MckMama

NOT that you needed convincing :)

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